Brittany | 22 | Memphis | Atheist

I write a lot. I read a lot. I watch too much TV. I knit and crochet and do other crafty shit. I am a 22 year old temporary college drop who drinks too much and spends her days role playing with some of the most talented writers I've ever met. I will post things I like.

knitting, crocheting, crafty type shit, rolypalying things, marvel, x-men, avengers, comics, david fincher, rooney mara, fight club, challenges, movies, rap music, hipster music, weeds, bones, grey's anatomy, the walking dead, the vampire diaries, true blood, sherlock holmes, breaking bad, mad men, big bang theory, sons of anarchy, misfits, parks and recreation, american horror story, scrubs, dexter, jon stewart


Ignore me while I rant about the shit on tags I track. 

Why are all of my tags filled with judgmental asshole teenagers right now?

Armie Hammer got busted with less pot than half the people I know carry around with them on a daily basis and everyone is like “But he used to be so perfect!” Oh shit. He likes to enjoy a pot brownie every now and then. Who the fuck doesn’t? It’s annoying enough to see “Armie Hammer for Finnick” for pages and pages when I check that tag but now it’s a bunch of 13-year-olds crying because he smokes pot and is therefore not good enough for the role. Get over yourselves.

And then there’s the Liam Hemsworth tag. “Oh fuck. His career is never going to go anywhere because he has a trashy girlfriend who gets drunk and eats penis cake.” WTF? Penis cake is the best kind of cake! I’ve always loved Liam and never cared for Miley Cyrus, but now I can’t stop thinking about how much I want to be friends with both of them! They’re young. They’re having a good time. The only difference is their pictures end up on TMZ instead of facebook. Seriously. Penis cake. It’s fucking awesome. If you haven’t tried it, you totally should.

Get the fuck over it.

/endrant



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